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What's your high: High? I'm not HIGH
Sunday, August 28, 2011 1:21:43 PM
770: A BLACK MAN FROM GEORGIA
By Moine
at a meeting of the CMA [Chronic Masturbaters Anonymous] last week, a black man stood up and introduced himself as Antwon. he said;

"Hello, my name is Antwon and i have a problem. I am a Chronic Masturbater. I look for any and all excuses to...
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What's your high: Women
Friday, August 26, 2011 10:21:19 PM
303: Asshole Response...
By E7ement
Why do women flock when you treat them like shit... but when you are genuinely being nice... you don't get the time of day?
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What's your high: Mushrooms
Monday, September 5, 2011 9:55:43 AM
519: Beans
By SmellsLikeCinnamon
So I went up to my granny's cottage with a friend, just looking to go for a swim, enjoy the weather, and get really stoned when she goes to bed. And so, after a nice day at the beach granny goes to bed and we light up a big J and finished it, when my frie...
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What's your high: Coffee
Monday, August 29, 2011 7:36:23 PM
519: Good morning geoffrey
By SmellsLikeCinnamon
so i moved into a new place and i was having my morning coffee and smoke and my neighbour comes outside and hes screeeeaming at his dog "GO FUCKING PEE GEOFFREY, WHY WONT YOU PISS DOG" this went on for at least 5 minutes "I'LL THROW YOU IN THE FUCKING TOI...
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What's your high: Food
Friday, August 26, 2011 8:53:33 PM
314: Applebee's
By danabobana
Me and my friend went to Applebee's and paid for our whole meal in quarters :3
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What's your high: Genital Fumes
Sunday, September 4, 2011 10:52:53 AM
503: Dick Doctor
By sluthugger
So on the advice from a buddy (cause it was burnin') I head into Planned parenthood one morning (please donate) to get my shit checked out. So I get called back to the exam room...and of course its a chick...and of course she got the whole naughty nurse ...
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What's your high: Women
Monday, August 22, 2011 8:33:22 PM
208: Clown Nosed
By Towle
So i was getting read to fuck this chick and we were 69ing...and something wasnt right..eating her out seemed weird so i said i had to pee. I go in the bathroom and what is on my nose...FUCKING PERIOD BLOOD...Second time vag blood has been on my face...Th...
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What's your high: Marijuana
Sunday, September 18, 2011 10:33:00 PM
509: Chronic Nipple Pain
By redeyemcgee
So I got my nipples pierced and every day I suffer from very bad nipple pain. It feels like I have a lobster dangling to and fro from both of my nipples.. Like some big hairy man ape just playing tarzan with them. I am starting to wonder what how long i...
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