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What's your high: Sexual Pleasures

Tuesday, August 30, 2011 7:22:14 PM

740 Fuckin A bro 740 fuckin a to you too! 740 I hope you find it oddly weird that we can hear each other masterbate through the wall.. 740 eew is that what you're doing? I'm just cleaning my fishtank...

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What's your high: Yeahhh.... About that..

Tuesday, September 13, 2011 12:06:48 PM

303 I wish this girl had a 'mute' button 509 Only when you put your Rick in her mouth 509 Dick... Stupid auto correct 303 My Rick? 509 LOL yea that. 303 Im rick james bitch 509 YEEEAAAAAHH

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What's your high: Panties

Monday, August 29, 2011 3:09:01 PM

770 Remember that girl from last night at the bar? She just left my house and forgot her panties?! lol and I can't stop smelling them.. is that weird?

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What's your high: Marijuana

Monday, August 22, 2011 8:40:56 PM

289 CAWCAWW CAWCAW 905 the fuck?? 289 i got weed, buzz me up 905 CAWCAW 289 Now you're getting it, buzz me up.

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What's your high: Fuckin A

Sunday, October 2, 2011 4:37:11 PM

202 wtf I heard you callin my sister a slut 202 wha? 202 Don't make me come over there and woop your ass. 202 I don't know what your talkin about.. but if by woopin my ass you mean ruffin up my manhole a bit then by all means come on in er over ;) 202 Yeah she said you were tellin everyone she was a slut but yea i'll over in 15

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What's your high: Clean sheets

Wednesday, October 19, 2011 3:39:27 PM

509 Nothing like waking up in clean sheets and ruffling around only to find that your dog took a shit in the corner and you didn't realize it till you put your foot in it..

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What's your high: Sex

Monday, August 22, 2011 7:17:19 PM

202 dude that girl was so skinny that she had to use her vajaja as velco to hold her pants up... 202 I thought you said you were gonna toot it n boot it... 202 I did.. I called a cab told her I paid for it just to get her out of me apt 202 you paid for that nasty asses cab? 202 lol fuck no! haha

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What's your high: Yeahhh.... About that..

Tuesday, August 30, 2011 1:58:27 PM

1220 One time I was naked and I bent over and screamed into my asshole so hard, my prostate got scared and my penis stoodup and poked me in the chest

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What's your high: labia

Friday, September 2, 2011 12:44:30 AM

303 fuckin bitches in pools cleans their pussies out!

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What's your high: Hooker Spit

Monday, September 5, 2011 6:40:14 AM

503 Hey dude...I had sex on ur bed last night...sorry bout that. p.s. don't use ur pillow

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