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What's your high: OMG
Sunday, February 12, 2017 12:27:21 PM
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Whats the what
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What's your high: Sex
Thursday, October 27, 2011 7:42:36 PM
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When you text a girl that you don't plan on hooking up with her that night, but she comes over and you both get hammered and you wake up the next morning and there are three used condoms on the floor..
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What's your high: Music
Tuesday, August 30, 2011 10:39:13 PM
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why do I have chk chk chka chka cha chk chk chk chkaa stuck in my head?
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LOL from that cheesy ass porn you were watching last night
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lol oh yea
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What's your high: A Plane
Monday, September 5, 2011 1:57:22 PM
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yea...now I gotta go finger the dog..

fuckin auto correct...find the dog, find
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What's your high: High? I'm not HIGH
Friday, August 26, 2011 10:46:51 PM
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Yeha she stunk pretty bad.
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genital fumes huh?
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hahahahhahdfhhs win. yes/
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What's your high: Your Mom
Thursday, September 22, 2011 3:07:35 AM
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I fucked your mom last night. You mad bro?
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What's your high: Hooker Spit
Tuesday, September 27, 2011 5:41:40 AM
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I'm tellin you bro...russian chicks are like milk...they have an expiration date, and If you go past it they get all frumpy and sour...lol
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What's your high: High? I'm not HIGH
Sunday, August 28, 2011 7:10:25 PM
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hang on, i gotta take a crap. i'll text you when i'm done.
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k, back.
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welcome back, how was the pool?
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horrible, there were black people. they had to shut it down. aids.
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LOL i was talking about the crap, man >_>
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i was too. you're retarded.
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OH LOLLLL
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What's your high: Yeahhh.... About that..
Monday, September 5, 2011 12:19:21 PM
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Hey Tyler! Hey Mark!
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What's your high: Paint Can
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 10:28:00 PM
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Dude, this convorsation is over....
How the fuck did we even end up talking about corporate lawsuits between a popsicle company and TIDE laundry detergent?
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Yeah... i'm not really sure what your original arguement was about.... so by default, you withdraw your opinion on my socks.
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