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What's your high: Slop Slop Sloppy Hoes
Tuesday, December 10, 2013 8:05:06 PM
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Yo dem betches at da club be slutty bro
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LOL you probably banged one you nasty fuck.
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HAHAHAH why do you think I go to that club?! Shit is sooo easy bro!
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haha so is the herpes bro so is the herpes.
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What's your high: Bein Average
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 6:35:44 PM
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Ryan... i think it's frowned upon to give little girls LSD
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What's your high: Gay Man Orgy
Tuesday, August 30, 2011 2:10:31 PM
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Last night was rough! I felt like 2guys 1 cup.. except my ass was the cup.
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What's your high: Yeahhh.... About that..
Tuesday, August 30, 2011 7:38:15 AM
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Hey sorry about last night... but I was having an off night..
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first you cum in 30ish seconds and then tell me to leave... you call that an off night? your a dick fuck off
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What's your high: Feelin Bubbly
Saturday, September 17, 2011 10:48:51 AM
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dude uncle Al just finished his 6th bottle of wine.. Pissed in the closet walked into the living room pants still around his ankles and passed out face first on the floor and the dog is sniffin his ass!
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What's your high: A Plane
Friday, January 27, 2012 9:29:15 PM
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those lesbians from the new years party want me to come over with some jack
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Can you say massive cock, cause I can't, because my jaw hurts.
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What's your high: Fuckin A
Wednesday, August 31, 2011 3:37:49 PM
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Ever push a fart out, and then realize you sharded yourself afterwards? faaaack
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What's your high: Alcohol
Thursday, September 1, 2011 9:32:47 AM
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Nothin like takin 2 shots of Everclear to start the day!
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What's your high: Fuckin A
Sunday, October 2, 2011 3:37:11 PM
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wtf I heard you callin my sister a slut
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wha?
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Don't make me come over there and woop your ass.
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I don't know what your talkin about.. but if by woopin my ass you mean ruffin up my manhole a bit then by all means come on in er over ;)
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Yeah she said you were tellin everyone she was a slut but yea i'll over in 15
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What's your high: Marijuana
Monday, August 22, 2011 9:27:47 PM
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yeah nigga i got that super silver
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