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What's your high: Marijuana

Sunday, April 26, 2015 6:22:52 AM

84102 Hey its almond your birthday for real

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What's your high: Coffee

Monday, April 22, 2013 11:57:45 AM

509 I was lifting the dog up this morning and it pee'd a bit in mom's coffee.. 509 LOL what? 509 Yea it dribbled a bit in her coffee.. haha I didn't tell her either :P 509 LOL that's fucked up I'm telling!

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What's your high: Last nights sex

Monday, March 12, 2012 8:24:56 PM

623 Ur sister is a screamer; stop poking me on fb

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What's your high: Sex

Thursday, October 27, 2011 6:42:36 PM

206 When you text a girl that you don't plan on hooking up with her that night, but she comes over and you both get hammered and you wake up the next morning and there are three used condoms on the floor..

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What's your high: Mushrooms

Monday, August 22, 2011 5:50:36 PM

202 I just watched this girl eat a spermcake... 202 lol wut? 202 You know.. like a sperm pancake...

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What's your high: TV

Thursday, September 1, 2011 3:17:14 PM

202 Dude you seen Showtime lately? it's like totally boobtastic!

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What's your high: Marijuana

Monday, June 27, 2016 9:38:18 PM

301 hello

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What's your high: Bein Average

Wednesday, September 14, 2011 6:35:44 PM

619 Ryan... i think it's frowned upon to give little girls LSD

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What's your high: Caffeine

Sunday, September 4, 2011 9:31:47 AM

503 Lol...just wait til I take my religion to Hawaii and lay waste to vast legions of local clamburger...it shall be so! It shall be a reckoning...the young and naive shall flock to my shaft and be sacrificed on the alter of pleasure...to the god of fuck!

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What's your high: Bein Average

Sunday, August 28, 2011 4:46:17 PM

509 Why does my boyfriend think he is all that.. what a jerk.. he only has a 4" penis too.. I think i'm going to break up with him...

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