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What's your high: Sex

Monday, August 22, 2011 6:46:42 PM

253 If you're going to spittle... make sure you pull straight out next time! 360 spittle? O.o 253 jizz.. moron.

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What's your high: Bein Average

Sunday, August 28, 2011 5:46:17 PM

509 Why does my boyfriend think he is all that.. what a jerk.. he only has a 4" penis too.. I think i'm going to break up with him...

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What's your high: Crabs pinchin mah shit

Monday, August 29, 2011 8:19:20 PM

509 Fuck that girl at Jokers last weekend gave me crabs n shit bro. wtf!! who has that shit?! 509 LOL apparently you do!

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What's your high: Women

Saturday, September 10, 2011 8:53:52 PM

956 Describe your penis using only pokemon moves.

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What's your high: Bein Average

Saturday, September 3, 2011 12:07:45 PM

1220 I gave up all the other drugs, so I'm damned if I'm gonna give up my cigs and beer

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What's your high: Alcohol

Saturday, September 3, 2011 7:27:20 PM

253 Man these bitches be stankin up in here.. Smells like a freakin tuna factory!

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What's your high: Yeahhh.... About that..

Tuesday, August 30, 2011 8:38:15 AM

253 Hey sorry about last night... but I was having an off night.. 253 first you cum in 30ish seconds and then tell me to leave... you call that an off night? your a dick fuck off

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What's your high: Oh hey! Look a squirrel

Sunday, September 4, 2011 7:16:06 AM

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What's your high: Marijuana

Monday, August 22, 2011 10:27:47 PM

619 yeah nigga i got that super silver

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What's your high: Yeahhh.... About that..

Tuesday, August 30, 2011 1:58:27 PM

1220 One time I was naked and I bent over and screamed into my asshole so hard, my prostate got scared and my penis stoodup and poked me in the chest

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