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A BLACK MAN FROM GEORGIA
By Moine
at a meeting of the CMA [Chronic Masturbaters Anonymous] last week, a black man stood up and introduced himself as Antwon. he said;
"Hello, my name is Antwon and i have a problem. I am a Chronic Masturbater. I look for any and all excuses to whip it out and beat it. Last night, for instance, I put some toilet paper on my penis and imagined that it was a member of the klu klux klan and proceeded to strangulate it until it turned purple-"
the man never got to continue, we laughed so hard. he was so embarrassed that he ran out of the room crying.