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Beans
By SmellsLikeCinnamon
So I went up to my granny's cottage with a friend, just looking to go for a swim, enjoy the weather, and get really stoned when she goes to bed. And so, after a nice day at the beach granny goes to bed and we light up a big J and finished it, when my friend whips out this big ass sac of shrooms. But we were hungry and mushies taste like shit, so we decided to put them in a bowl of baked brown beans. We only got through about half the bowl before putting it in the fridge and passing out. The next morning I wake up as usual, finish my piss and go to the kitchen. Granny is naked, singing and just finishing the bowl of baked brown beans we put in the fridge last night. "I ate your beans," Granny says, smiling like a jackass.