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Chronic Nipple Pain
By redeyemcgee
So I got my nipples pierced and every day I suffer from very bad nipple pain. It feels like I have a lobster dangling to and fro from both of my nipples.. Like some big hairy man ape just playing tarzan with them. I am starting to wonder what how long i've been standing here thinking about that.. Then I realze I was just yawning and scratching my nipples this whole time.. Then I woke up yawned and scratched my nipples only to scream in pain as they really were pierced! ZZERWRTWTWF AAOOWWWWWWWEEE But what I wanna know.. why are the lobster and monkey still doing here?