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What's your high: Clean sheets
Wednesday, October 19, 2011 3:39:27 PM
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Nothing like waking up in clean sheets and ruffling around only to find that your dog took a shit in the corner and you didn't realize it till you put your foot in it..
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What's your high: Clean sheets
Friday, September 30, 2011 11:06:32 AM
509
so my gf can make musical noises with her vagina.. It's like a whale blowhole.
253
dude why are you telling me this your gf is fat and nasty I dont want to imagin that shit and I don't want to know why it's musical or a blowhole..
509
come on dude she even said she would let you watch
253
Thank god I live 400 miles from your ass.
509
from my ass? were talking about my gfs blowhole
253
gaaaah why don't you go be useful and go take care of your musical blowhole bro. Leave me out of that god awful nasty ass shit.
509
speakin of shit.. I think she just left a skid mark on my clean sheets..Maybe it's time to shut the blowhole down. I think she pushed to hard lol
253
omg. dude really? get rid of that chic.. do you really like pumpin fat rolls? Especially one who skids all over your sheets?
509
hey don't make fun of her fat rolls.. add a little lube man and every crevice becomes a haven for my penis.
253
I think I just puked a little..
509
Don't worry I'll send you a picture later. ;)
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