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Wednesday, August 24, 2011 12:51:08 AM
509: Random Encounter
Description: Best friends mom wants me
Rules: stay at the best friends house
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509: Went to my best friends house after school, but he wasnt home.. but his mom welcomed me in anyway, said she wanted to show me something..

905: She took me by the hand, leading me gingerly into the kitchen, where I noticed she was wearing nothing but an apron and that crooked smile..

509: That crooked smile was making me a bit uneasy..I finally looked away and noticed her apron was only coverying one breast.

303: She said "come here big boy, lets get acquainted"

That's when i turned to run, twisted my ankle, and sprained it

770: she grabbed at my ankles and dragged me in to her basement.

509: Where I saw a table with leather straps and a wall full of different whips...

253: I looked back at her as she was dragging me and thought for a moment. You know, I think I misjudged you, please let me assist you.

509: she instantly turned towards me and asked if I like anal.. I thought about it for a moment and said, well... no actually. She then said --

503: "oh ya...well I didn't ask you on who...hehe" Right then the sound of a 2-stroke engine starting worried me a bit, then a mans voice said..

509: "I goter' all lubed up for ya miss". With eyes wide open I couldnt believe what I was looking at. What kind of machine is this! Right then I

503: noticed who was holding the machine..."Holy shit, its Charlie Sheen! Your my hero man!" What are you doing here? "Well" he said...

509: I only have one speed.. Go. Bend over son this might hurt a bit. As he walked towards me susan my friends mom removed her apron only to see

503: a midget holding a pie standing between her legs...as I was pondering the significance of the pie, there was a knock at the door...

509: Susan walked over and unlocked the locks and to my surprise it was my friend mike, susans son; who entered with a giant bag of coke and

503: the entire cast from GLEE, a three-legged dog, and Janet Reno?! As suprised as I was, I couldn't stop thinking about what the pie was for..

509: While pondering about the pie, I realized Charlie Sheen was tying me up and bending me over the table that had the whips and chains.


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Friday, August 26, 2011 8:42:23 PM by danabobana
Lol, Jesse.
Monday, September 5, 2011 11:57:56 AM by killerbettys
From porn to horror show in .2 seconds...

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